NoF Quote of the Week (July 23 - July 29, 2006)

"Even though we are sitting down right now, we are giving you a standing ovation." - Max Bialystock from The Producers

Sunday, March 27, 2005

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE! Below, I thought I'd share my meal with ya'll.

Anyway, on this day I'd like to announce that Fae's pics and Pres's pics are on the site in their entirety. Also, I went back into the archives on my PC and found a new pic for Dono, Big D, 2 for Vaughn, and found a pic to add onto Mike's profile, which is a group pic of Dono, Dizzle, and Mike at the Anime Convention a little while ago. More pics coming soon I hope. I might be able to get those in Mobile soon. Anyway, Happy Easter everyone, and Keep fighting the good fight, against the Skinny, PETA, and Canada!!




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Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Sad day for the NATION

Unbelievable. I got a call from Mike earlier today. THE KENNER CICI'S CLOSED DOWN!!!! WTF IS GOING ON????

Supposedly the Airline Cici's bought them out because they weren't making enough money. Mike, the Nation as a whole, mourns for your lose.


In other news, I'm slowing getting the profiles updated. Got a pledge from Mobile for the Female Sympathizers. Also waiting to hear about people from Lafeyette. That's it for now. Later all.

Monday, March 21, 2005

Cory is the Man

Well, the server was down. PLUS, Javy's computer has a firewall, so I can't run the program here. HOWEVER, Cory, aka the MAN, managed to manually post the pics into the profile! So enjoy those pics, and soon we will have more pics on the site. Later everyone.

Sunday, March 20, 2005

Damn Computer

I have pictures for Fae, and at least two for Pres. HOWEVER, the damn program won't work. So, I can't upload any other them. I've been trying since last night, and still nothing. I might have to try it again in Mobile, or wait until next weekend when I come back in town.

In other news, Lewie's Induction Ceremony went fairly well. We went to Sonic, and pretty much simply hung out at Curtis' house. Don't know how.....but some of us had a really wierd perverted spell in his kitchen. That was funny as hell. Also everything with the Black People pissing on Nickels and Curtis being the Penny Pisser (Sorry, totally random inside joke) Besides that, we watched some of Napoleon Dynamite, and once people started to leave, Me, Curtis, Big D, and Karrie watched the Dream Theater DVD, Live in Boudakan, which is in Tokyo. But for all that attended, much fun was had.

Also, from what I hear, all those that have tried the Nation of Fat Radio Station like it. And we still need more people to sign up for the Nation of Fat forum. Well, until next time. Peace Out!

Friday, March 18, 2005

More Upgrades!

Well, besides the recent addition of the Nation of Fat Radio link, I have learned of something else......The Nation of Fat Forum! It's an old forum that Cory and Presley tried out last year, and Cory decided to make it into the Nation of Fat forum! Well, got check it out and sign up, there are only 3 people in it so far. The link to it is below, as well as on the right sidebar.

http://nofforum.cjb.net/

In other news, tonight we have the official Induction Ceremony of Lewie into the Few Trusted Skinny. His skinny name is The Prince Albert. So I'll post about that later tonight.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Nation of Fat site UPGRADES

I'm about to kill someone. The internet in general is messing with my brain. I'm doing some updates/upgrades to the Nation site.

1st. I upgraded the Deities Page. Go check it out.

2nd. I'm working on a new page that highlights the "greatest" moments of the Nation and other stuff like that. Not entirely sure what I'm talking about though, but I'll figure it out soon.

3rd. I'M WORKING ON THE OFFICIAL RADIO STATION OF THE NATION OF FAT!!!! I got the idea while talking to Curtis earlier. I've listed the following bands on the station: Yes, Dream Theater, Manowar, Guns N' Roses, and Emerson Lake and Palmer for starters. Bad news is that they don't have Symphony X, and they only have Love Song for 311. And there might be some other surprises too. AND GOOD NEWS! CALL TO ARMS, OUR THEME IS ON THE STATION!!!! But I've tested the station out and I think it works pretty damn well. Here's how to work it:::

Go to the Nation Site, and click on the NoF Radio link, and then sign into your yahoo account (if you don't you can't fast forward songs) However, for starters, you only have 5 fast forwards per hour. I know it's retarded, but it's Yahoo's way of trying to annoy us until we upgrade and pay them. So as Curtis would say "Fuck the Man". But the more you listen, the more fast forwards you gain.

Anyway, try it out and tell me what you think! And if anyone has other bands to add to the station comment and we'll add it.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

WTF..........

Holy Crap, last night was insane.

First, the night started awesome, Big D, Dono, Pres, Fae, and Karrie all gathered for the latest Quiver Show. Well, everything went to hell fast. Fae and Pres had to leave early cause Fae wasn't feeling well. Then Karrie was kicked out cause she's under age. Which is retarded cause we're there for the music, fuck alcohol. Anyway, then the band was way off. Tommy the drummer was off, and Tony the singer was singing the wrong stuff. Why? Cause they were drunk and shit. Curtis and Lewie (bass and guitars), we're really agrivated and talked about everything to Tony......Well, Tony then got into this huge argument and everything ended with Tony leaving/getting kicked of Quiver. Then Lewie talked to the drummer and he might be leaving but I'm not sure. So Quiver is kinda taking a small break for a while. All of it was insane. Anyway, after Big D and Dono went with Curtis and Lewie back to Lewie place to unload the equipment and chilled for a while.

Anyway, in other news.........WE HAVE UPLOADED THE INFO FOR LEWIE!!!! Go check out his profile, it's awesome. Also, I need more info from everyone, Fav food, drink, and fav quote. So get me the info ASAP. I'll have to send a letter to Colby and get his shit. Also, we might have new members soon. I have to talk to Big D cause he has some people in mind, and I have one or so. Anyway, Later all!

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Official Candy Bar of the Nation of Fat

Yes. It is my duty right now, to inform the rest of the Nation, that the Official Candy Bar of the Nation of Fat, as voted on by the two Co-Founders happens to be the new Take 5! This is the only candy bar worthy enough of this title. Why? Because it has five key ingredients. Milk Chocolate, Peanuts, Peanut Butter, Caramel, and Pretzels. Pretzels in a candy bar? Damn right my friends. So go! EAT ONE! AND REJOICE IN THE OBESITY OF THE MIGHTY NATION OF FAT!