Official Candy Bar of the Nation of Fat

Yes. It is my duty right now, to inform the rest of the Nation, that the Official Candy Bar of the Nation of Fat, as voted on by the two Co-Founders happens to be the new Take 5! This is the only candy bar worthy enough of this title. Why? Because it has five key ingredients. Milk Chocolate, Peanuts, Peanut Butter, Caramel, and Pretzels. Pretzels in a candy bar? Damn right my friends. So go! EAT ONE! AND REJOICE IN THE OBESITY OF THE MIGHTY NATION OF FAT!