Happy New Years!

Holy crap........That's all that can describe Dan's New Years party. Practically the entire Nation was there, with fireworks....... Nothing was safe. First of all, we feasted on Hamburgers Dan cooked, they were mighty. Anyway, it all started when I went out and bought a pack of toy animals and dinosaurs, yea, we blew the crap out of those things, and blew holes in the sides of coke cans with bottle rockets, and wrote our names on Dan's driveway with smoke bombs, and set off firecrackers and bottle rockets in Dan's pool, and none of that has anything to do with Dan's Dad, Mr. Fred. Aquaman Strikes again folks. He set off a little evil, but instead of going hundred feet up, it might have gone 5 feet up, and blew up in everyone's faces. You know those really huge fireworks that light up the sky? Yea it was that just at ground level in everyone's faces. Then he set off a Flare behind the pool, the freaken neighborhood was glowing a bright red for a while. O, then he somehow had a Military smoke bomb.......Set that thing off, kept spewing orange smoke for like 20 minutes, and it burned our lungs. O? What's that outside Mr. Meteorologist? Is that Fog? No, it's Mr. Fred's freaking smoke bomb. How can you tell? Cause the air is freaking orange and it hurts to breathe. lmao.......

Anyway, the Nation had an awesome time. It's not everyday that you can shoot off fireworks, even thought it's extremely illegal to do it. But that doesn't stop......Anyone, ever. I'll close off the post by wishing everyone a very Happy New Year, and that this year doesn't suck or anything.