A Nation's Celebration

On Saturday, the Nation of Fat gathered to celebrated the birthday of a Female Sympathizer, Fae. She had a spacewalk, pizza, and other stuff. The Nation proudly acted like kindergarteners again and destroyed the spacewalk, ate large quantities of pizza, and watched Invader Zim and half of the Return of the King extended edition. Why only half? cause at 1 in the morning Fae finally kicked us out of her place, lol. Anyway, the Co-Founders proudly presented her with a ridiculously large Rice-Crispy treat, Reese's, and a card good for 1 free meal at Sonic or other Nation of Fat Approved eating venues. Well, in closing, all I'll say is that Curtis sure showed that White Honky Clown Mother Fucker who's boss, and happy birthday to Da Fae.